The Joys of Middle School

In my classroom, we have a survivor theme. Students are put into tribes and compete in math challenges and to earn the highest averages on the exams. The students are allowed to choose their tribe names and color.

This is list of the top rejected (by me) tribe names my kids came up with (all of these brilliant ideas were from all boy tribes, I know, you're shocked):

Summer of 69
The 69ers
The Perfect 69
XXX
The Sexy + Math = The Sexiest
The Big Bananas
The KKK's

and my personal favorite,

The Pink Wholes